The “foreign debts” that Billy references here have nothing on the Eurozone crisis. Â PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Greece, Spain) are still adversely affecting the world economy almost 8 years later.
I wonder what the ratio of homeless vets from Vietnam is to the homeless vets from Iraq and Afghanistan. Â I’d bet it’s higher now that it was then. Â We have less of a social safety net and less societal concerns now.
Without researching Merv Griffin’s final net worth (he shuffled off the coil in 2007), I can guestimate it was north of eleventy bajillion. Â He created Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy!, built casino’s with Asshole Trump, and had his sexually harassing fingers in a ton of other “entertainment” endeavours.
Wheel of Fortune is to today’s AARP crowd what Lawrence Welk was to my grandparents. Â I like Jeopardy because Alex gets tanked during the tapings.
In an earlier post in this series, I wrote about John Glenn’sÂ Â “adamantium testicles“. Â Whatever the female equivalent of that is exemplifies Sally Ride. Â Besides the patriarchy and sexist bullshit she had to put up with being the first American woman in space.
Consider this from the linked article:
Rather than force astronauts to use urine-catching devices that resembled condoms, NASA added commodes to space vessels. Tampons were packed with their strings connecting them, like a strip of sausages, so they wouldnâ€™t float away. Engineers asked Ride, â€œIs 100 the right number?â€ She would be in space for a week. â€œThat would not be the right number,â€ she told them. At every turn, her difference was made clear to her
Sally Ride was not different. Â She was a woman, an astronaut, a homosexual, a brilliant teacher, and a goddamn top-tier physicist. Â More importantly, she was a true American Hero because of what she endured AND what she accomplished.
If I leave one thing from this muddled string of expressions, I hope that it is about how Sally inspired me to keep dreaming about space and how wondrous it can be. Â Thank you Sally for inspiring me.
To comma or not to comma, that is the question. Â There is debate in the lyrical interpretation of this song as to if there is a comma between metal and suicide. Â I, of course, am taking the easy way out by removing the punctuation and thus reviewing one topic instead of two. Â Opinion: if Billy wanted to have this be two topics he would have use a SEMI-COLON.
Heavy metal suicide is probably a reference to multiple lawsuits that were brought against recording artists (most typically those who created music in the Heavy Metal genre) alleging their music prompted people to commit suicide.
In conjunction with these lawsuits, spurious organizations were created to marshal the cause against “inciteful lyrics”. Â At the forefront of these ridiculous groups was the Parents Music Resource Council. Â The PMRC had nothing to do with encouraging young people to listen to and make music. Â It was solely a censoring body and a political platform to push the agenda of close-minded; hateful people like TIpper Gore.
The ultimate rebuke to this nonsense was provided by Dee Snider from the 80s Metal group “Twisted Sister”:
Is it getting more difficult to write about these things because I remember them? Â Or because I’m finally close to the end? Â Are my recollections and opinions affecting the process?
Ayatollah is a high-ranking title given to Islamic clerics who are experts in judicial, ethical, and philosophical matters.
Billy’s reference here is most likely to Ruhollah Moosavi Khomeini:
Khomeini was the 1st Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran. Â He was also a central figure in the 1979 Iranian Revolution which was successful in overthrowing the government of the Shah (Mohammad Reza Pahlavi). Â The Shah was heavily supported by the government of the United States, there were hostages taken in the US embassy in Tehran, and the world is still dealing with the fallout.
The Russians invaded Afghanistan during this time period as well. Â You know, to protect “Soviet Interests”. Â Invading Afghanistan has been folly since the the 13th century (see second paragraph).Â During this particular attempt, the United States armed theÂ Mujahideen (yes, YOUR tax dollars were spent on Jihad) with every modern military killing tool. Â And once the Soviets left, the Mujahideen got to keep all that neat deadly shit! Â Which they would promptly turn on the Americans our government was idiotic to send in as an invading force a couple of decades later.
So, even though the songs is titled “We Didn’t Start The Fire”, we absolutely did.
Well, that was certainly a break in writing. Â And, I probably should’ve grouped this lyric with the last post. Â To play catch-up and hopefully get myself into the writing grove to FINALLY finish this “project” I’m going to knock this one out quick.
In the course of this historical progression of this song, we’re in the early 80s. Â Reagan is reigning supreme and The Doomsday ClockÂ is fueling the nightmares of 6 year old me.
According to my absolutely not extensive research, there were 14 hijacking episodes on civil aviation flights between 1981 and 1984.
One of them involved an Australian ex-Trappist Monk named Laurence James Downey who, shortly after takeoff, doused himself in gasoline and demanded that the Pope release the Third Secret of Fatima.
The plane was diverted to France where police stormed aboard and apprehended Friar Larry in an entirely peaceful manner. Â The video above has some great evidence of the passengers noshing with their rescuers.