The title of this post has absolutely nothing to do with the content.
Thanks to the lack of intelligence of a bank robber in Indianapolis (and some timely link searching on my part), I got another greenlight on Fark.com
I think the best part of the article is the following quote by Marion County sheriff's Capt. Phil Burton:
"When they actually rob a bank with their ID, which they leave for us, that's very helpful."
I'm sure it is.