There is a reason I weigh 800 pounds. Okay, there are several reasons. The best one is that my wife is a FANTASTIC cook.
Last night, she whipped up some chicken scallopini:
Yes, I took a picture of my food. It was worthy of being saved for posterity.
I don’t like green beans. Green beans are bad for you.
She pan cooks them with bacon. They are de-frickin-licious.
Can I have this recipe?